Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

premuim lad

a premuim lad carries the same characteristics of a normal lad but is much more fresher and includes metro features.
They are often seen in polos, bum bags, chinos, maxies, tns, converse

they may look like trouble but are less harmful than normal lads.

look at that premuim lad, looks so much better than those scumy dirty lads

by thecaptainkrunk May 11, 2013

Lad

The opposite of a Chad. when someone is bad at something or not the superior or alpha they are a Lad. Very similar to anerd.

did you see how he missed that basket? such a lad move.

by killllllmeee November 13, 2019

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

Biggest lad

The coolest lad around

Boy: heres money female
Girl: thanks ur the biggest lad

by Biggest lad June 8, 2018

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

'made a lad'

To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.

Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers

Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021