Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon
“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression
by Reeeeeee433 September 10, 2019
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visual depression

When you see something so visually unpleasing that you just get depressed.
That meme that Bobby showed me, gave me visual depression.
by He...hehither March 18, 2018
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Depression Stick

Some THE TRUTH made to get people to stop vaping.
THE TRUTH: Lets call a vape what it really is. A depression stick.
by Sifi999 November 03, 2021
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depressed simp

vanti and gian
vanti and gian are depressed simps.
by pussy_luvver69 May 04, 2020
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no-party depression

how one feels when (forcefully) attending college locally.
the act of living at home with parentals during college years.
dude, alex told me that her parents are making her stay home this year. shes def gonna be going through some major no-party depression. effing sucks.
by a luma September 06, 2008
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tv depression

Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)
mom: what’s wrong?
you: DONT TOUCH ME IM SUFFERING FROM TV DEPRESSION
by theseggsiestmfalive December 05, 2018
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Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 02, 2021
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