Becoming a Witch

The cost of realizing that you’re stupid... so stupid. Technically a Madoka Magica reference.

“Oh god she’s Becoming a Witch! And she was a-head of the game, too...”

by TealCross October 17, 2019

Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.

Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch

by Dapusha April 6, 2019

White witch

Knowm as Stevie Nicks.

- I heard this song these days and it keeps playing on my mind, it's something like: Just like the white winged dove sings a song...
- Oh, I know! I know! It's from the White witch
- White witch?
- Yeah, the rock singer Stevie Nicks... she appeared on American Horror Story

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

Fruity._.witch

By definition a gay ass black non binary witch 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ ⚧️🖕🏾

Yo I caught fruity._.witch listening to girl in red they are so gay.

by Ahhsbdbdbdn July 28, 2021

Witch

A witch is an idiot who believes that spells are actually real

Person 1: Did you hear that Sadie is a witch?
Person 2: Ugh, I did. That's literally so embarrasing.

by rivtides April 26, 2021

Bitch witch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".

That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023