by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018

When a girl pees on a guy during sex.
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.
by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
