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Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
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Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018
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Squirt

When a girl pees on a guy during sex.

Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.

Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”

“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”

“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
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No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
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squirt buddy

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.
I need a squirt buddy. Do I have any friends who are a Squirtologist that can help me out?
by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022
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Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
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Squirt

Your mam is full of squirt
by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023
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