Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.

When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.

by Ritondy August 2, 2010

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007

pocket juice

that nut you bust in school cause you played with yourself through your pocket

hey did you see John? He was playing with himself and I can see his pocket juice stain.

by T.O Da Realist August 24, 2016

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

pocket pansy

One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.

I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.

by Long- John Steven Spielberg August 7, 2009

Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm

by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011

smooth pocket

Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.

With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.

by chip and pepper February 18, 2008