Swifty Mcvay

1.See definition for Hood
2.See definition for Sexy and Hot
3.The sexiest Canadian alive.

1. God Swifty is my fucking idol.
2. I want to explore the hood.
3. Oh Day-um

by w3rd November 7, 2004

Alaskan Light Switch

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)

Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!

by Dirty Dirty 420 July 21, 2009

bait and switch

The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.

Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.

by paul pfifer January 17, 2009

switch em

Swapping both thumbs between your anus and your mouth as a means of passing time.

It takes so long to get a game of Company of Heroes started that I end up playing switch em while I wait.

by Dude from CoH December 8, 2006

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"

by SP FTW August 22, 2012

seattle switch

While a male and female are engaging in sexual intercouse using the doggy style position, the man very quickly pulls out, and his friend (standing by and ready to go) inserts into the female, male #1 runs outside and around to the window and waves at his female partner as she is being nailed by male #2.

Alex: Hey man I'm going to rail my girlfriend tonight, do you wanna pull the seattle switch on her with me?
Drew: Hell yeah bro.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Alex: AW YEAH BABY
Woman: GIVE IT TO ME
Alex: (pulls out quickly)
Drew: (quickly inserts)
Alex: (runs out of room)
WOMAN: YEEEESSSSS
Alex: (waving through the window from outside)
WOMAN: WHAT THE F$%&!!!!!!
Drew and Alex: hahahahaha

by niggy johnson September 19, 2009

switch hit

The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Eric and Joe were amazed at how quick the two girls were so eager to participate in a switch hit session.

"Ain 't nothing like a friendly game of switch hit."

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005