Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend

If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!

by Wheneveryoucan May 20, 2017

dirty shallow grave

When and unconscious or deceased person can only be partially penetrated, due to either internal blockage or build up.

I accidentally swapped my rohypnol for Imodium so I improvised. I kept feeding them to her until she passed out from constipation and gave her the Dirty Shallow Grave

by LowblowHobo September 16, 2021

balls shallow

When you're forced to do something and you dont want to do it.

Uncommitted

boss made me cum in on a Saturday so I went in balls shallow

by ScootyPutt July 28, 2022

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022