Speed Poop

A poop ranging from 1-2 grunts. Usually finished in a minute. Occationally results in itchy butt.

Joe: Are you ready to go to Six Flags?

Nick: Hold on, I have to take a speed poop.

by 1337gamer November 6, 2009

high-speed lips

(n.) this term derives from the acronym DSL (aka. dick-sucking lips). The term came about as a play on the acronym which is also an acronym used commonly to refer to an available internet service; high-speed internet. Thus, the progression was to coin the phrase "high-speed lips" when referring to DSLs (dick-sucking lips).
(As a side note, DSLs are commonly denoted by their abnornal thickness)

- Man, that girl has gone some seriously high-speed lips.
- Yeah, she's got the high-speed lips.

by kendega April 7, 2005

Jai Speed

The act of looking at females ages 12 to 16 and making/ thinking of sexual comments when you are a male who is 18 years or older.

As you are driving, you see a female from behind that is walking. You don't know her age but she looks as though she has a nice body. As you drive by, you catch a better glimpse of her and realize that she is underage and looks to be in middle school or high school.

Dude, did you just go "Jai Speed"
She looked 18!
Fool, she was only 15!

by Ranventures December 27, 2010

Speed Garage

The best music since sliced bread,and its getting bigger

'fuck me man, speed garage is shit hot, better than any of that other shite on the radio'

by bassline bad boi September 14, 2005

Speed Skeeter

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

by tagger June 11, 2006

Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007

speed skaters

really wide thighs, the kind tht u hav 2 pop out a ruler 4

"yo look at them legs, they so wide"
"she got them speed skaters"

by Tuckus Miwwa April 16, 2008