Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.

I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.

by SwagKungola November 26, 2018

Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.

John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!

by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018

booty storm

The stuff even worse than the stuff that dogs bring in after playing in the yard.

"Geez-louise, look at all that booty storm!"

by Grungus April 18, 2018

Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.

"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"

by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018

queen amazonian storm

Queen Amazonian Storm was born in the Wakanda Lands. She is the great great great grandaughter of the XMEN Mutant Storm. Queen Amazonian Storm is has the superb strength of the Amazonian Women and the power of her great great great grandmother Storm. She is married to Faymore.

Queen Amazonian Storm is the most powerful Queen there is.

by Webersdicktionary June 12, 2018

Shit Storm

The thing that happens when your mom send you to the bathroom. She will lock you in there and turn off the water. Eventually, you will have to go to the bathroom. Trying to flush it, it wont work. At some point the shit and urin will fill the bowl. When you have to go again, it will overflow. Your mother may let you out, but in most cases she will continue to feed you loads and loads of food, possibly filled with laxatives.

"Man, David was taken by Child Services. He was put in the Shit Storm

by Messedupdefinitions June 28, 2018

Stormed

Being overwhelmed.

Having too many things to handle.

I'm stormed right now. Can it wait?
Please give the task to someone else, I'm being stormed by everyone.

He was stormed by emotions after their breakup.

by theatomicbombick August 20, 2018