Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

squid stick

Squid stick = A Squids Dick

Hey mate did ya see Skully over there?
Aye! He’s a squid stick!

by Zorlac337 March 6, 2022

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Squid

British currency, a play on the colloquial term 'quid', as in 'pound'.

A: Went to Nan's the other day, she gave me twenty squids!
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.

by LargerSlime March 20, 2023

squid game

a game where broke people go to get shot at for some free robux

Person 1: GuyS!!!!! ImMa GO TO sqUid GaME!!! THeY are GIVING OUT 1 bILLION RObUX!
Person 2: YeaH LetS gO, I dOnT hAVE to STEAL my MUM's CREDIT CARD no more!!
--a few days later
Squid game guard: No robux for U!! pew pew
Person 1: Oh no i died
Person 2: OMG 1 Billion more robux added to the pool?!?!? YAY!!

by UrMomGay.gov October 12, 2021

Squid

When one is completely intoxicated either by alcohol or drugs.

Dude how much did you drink you look squid.

by Bucsrule32 March 15, 2021