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space christmas 

December 27th. The day til which you leave up all of your bright blue and lime green Christmas lights after taking down the rest and celebrate Christmas like they would on the moon.

Also known as "Lunar Christmas" (not to be confused with the "lunar new year").
Christmas was great but I'm more stoked for that laser show on Space Christmas.

Have a SUPER STELLAR Space Christmas!
space christmas by Ol St Moon Nick December 26, 2013
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Long Island Brain Slice 

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.
You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.
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Gay nigger from outer space

A short film that includes African homosexuals who invade the earth and attempt to eliminate all females .
In Gay Nigger from Outer Space, the ensemble cast plays characters such as D. Ildo ,Capt. B. Dick, and the unforgettable ArmInass

Gay Space Rock

Rocks or 'Gems' that once came to take over Earth for themselves. They then grew heavily attracted to each other and were too busy doing the do to take Earth over any further.
Did you hear about Bird Mom quitting her job? Yeah, she's a total Gay Space Rock now.
Gay Space Rock by Bloopoolb June 5, 2016

space station 13 

The greatest autism simulator ever created
Last time I played Space Station 13 I built a 100 Megawatt engine. It blew up 10 seconds later.
space station 13 by UpSyndrom October 11, 2018

cheap tin in space 

unreliable source of anything; probably just not gonna work
I woke up feeling like a cheap tin in space

Sean Spicer 

*Sean Spicer operates weaponized podium at Glen the reporter*
Sean Spicer by Desmond Thrithri March 13, 2017