skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025

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ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 2, 2021

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ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to

I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011

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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

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