cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025

sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.

Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?

by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016

sir devitt iii

An ancient elder of Wingham origin, is thick in frame and has arms that the size of the clouds that loom Everest.

Sir devitt iii

by Sir Devitt III April 20, 2018

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

Sir Pith-a-lot

For the sake of being pithy, Sir Pith-a-Lot shortens everything, often disregarding proper nouns.

“There is no “I” in Leonardo da Vinc” - Sir Pith-a-Lot

by ezalg December 18, 2013

Sir Chuzzington

A person who chuzzes a lot

Bro have you seen Sir Chuzzington over there? He just chuzzes constantly!

by random person from snobsdale December 4, 2023

Sir Cadwell

The Finest, Fanciest gentleman in the entire multiverse. Signature attire: White tailcoat and White top-hat.

"omg Sir Cadwell the great just waved at me!!!" *wetness intensifies*

by Krusty K. May 15, 2018