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old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.
When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."
by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007
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Bombay Shuffle

Squirt some shower gel on yer baps love and give me a Bombay Shuffle
by Ralph Milne November 1, 2011
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Prarie Dog Shuffle

When you are prarie dogging and you have to run/walk to go take a shit.
John: Why is that guy walkin funny like that?
Dave: He probally gotta take a shit. He must be prarie dogging bad. Thats the Prarie Dog Shuffle
by Random Guy1345 October 6, 2008
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indie rock shuffle

The indie rock shuffle consists of the rhythmic moving of the torso and head back and forth while performing on a guitar/bass, leaning over the instrument (which is usually worn fairly high), at an awkward angle.

It isn't technically a shuffle, because oftentimes the musician isn't moving their feet at all.

The name is derived from the fact that it has become custom for indie guitarists and bassists to unconsciously move like this while performing.

Somtimes mistaken for a standing seizure, it's the indie guitarist's substitute for headbanging.
Kate: Dude, what's wrong with those guitarists in Phoenix? Are they ok?

Albert: Oh don't worry. They're just doing the indie rock shuffle. It's cooler than headbanging.
by tuuuuuuurtle August 6, 2010
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Mussle Shuffle

Colin is a mussle shuffle just like hitler.
by Michael Shapard April 28, 2005
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Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.
God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.
by HanzHumpfry March 17, 2016
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The Kansas city shuffle

Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.

Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."

Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
by Sleven kelevra June 28, 2012
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