shitternuts

a made up word to replace a cuss.

Holy shitternuts!
Aw shitternuts!

by KJ,.,.,., July 14, 2014

Shittertainment

(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.

Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.

I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.

deucedumpcrapshitreadsmartphonetablet

by Buster McGuiness August 26, 2014

Shitter

It's a toilet you bloody twats

Oi mate, I made your girl into my shitter.

by I8shitb4 May 25, 2015

shitterwood

Worse than "shit," a multitude of shit. An exclamation to express extreme dismay at a situation

There's no parking here. Shitterwood.

Everything that is coming out of your mouth right now is pure shitterwood.

How are you supposed to find your lost cat with that shitterwood of a picture?

by Kayleeka January 5, 2016

shitterton street

The shittiest street in your city.

Fuckboy: Did you know that Alex lives in shitterton street?
Fagduck: Oh, really?
Fagduck: Fuck that guy.

by Shitterton Squad September 16, 2016

Shittering

A combination of shitting and shivering

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."

by xfiosx December 3, 2016

shitter

n. (colloquialism, slang) toilet
n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".

"Where's John?"
"Just gone to the shitter."

"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"

by Anti Twitter June 12, 2017