scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick

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by scrat master of munters clack May 9, 2011

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

Scratch

A word used in place of words proven too vulgar for the situation; Slang terminology for inappropriate words in a professional scenario.

You’re being a Scratch; Scratch off; Oh Scratch; Scratch that

by Samuel Schnitzel January 19, 2021

hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008

Chin Scratcher

1. Something that makes you scratch your chin.
"My beard is a chin scratcher."

2. Something that is puzzling.

"Crafting recipes are chin scratchers"

"That tree is a damn chin scratcher"

by _honest_indian_ March 2, 2015

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

bunny off a scratch

(Expression) Be garrulous, speak tirelessly. 'Bunny' being derived from the cockney verb to rabbit; 'off of scratch' implying the speaker needs no assistance, like a golfer, playing off of scratch, with no handicap.

Usage: I saw this market trader in full flow. Boy, he could bunny off a scratch.

by laraza May 31, 2011