Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein
by Tittypoop346 May 12, 2020
verb: to Hat Sam. 1: To be the greatest Wing Man ever. 2: To be awesome. 3: To be jewish and definitions 1 and 2. 4: To have a free pass to sip on every-bodies Kool Aid.
Dood so last night I Hat Samed and I got this chick to love me being jewish, awesome, and the fact I was Nicks Wing Man.
by docbrownsugar November 12, 2009
by sam scurry August 2, 2007
see sexy
Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
see sexy
Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.
Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.
by Saturdays May 18, 2009
Wal Mart's very own soda brand. Includes some of the greatest soda out there for under 60 cents for a two liter. Never usually displayed in a cooler or refrigerator so the soda is always warm. Also known to be the most carbonated beverage out there which makes it a veritable bomb.
Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.
Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.
Cola, Diet Cola, Mountain Lightning, Dr. Thunder, Twist-Up, Grapette, Orangette, Root Beer, Ginger-Ale... etc etc etc...
by Doctor Thunder June 9, 2005
As played by Chord Overstreet, Sam Evans is a character from the hit show 'Glee', Season 2. He is known for his rather large mouth, dubbed as 'trouty mouth', and his lemon-dyed blond hair. He is a dork, a sweetheart, and he cares about everyone. It is later revealed that his father lost his job, so he had been living in a motel room with his parents and his two little siblings. He worked as a pizza delivery boy, always making sure his siblings were well-fed and happy, as well as keeping up his grades, and most of all, keeping it a complete secret. On top of that, he is treated as an outsider--not in the school, but New Directions itself. He is treated poorly by his love interests, he is betrayed by the first friend he ever made, and is constantly teased about his mouth.
He was last seen smiling at Kurt and holding hands with Mercedes. Unfortunately, he will not be returning for Season 3.
His sexuality is heavily debated. Many believe that he was straight, merely because he dated girls, acted like a teenage boy, and denied the accusation of being gay by Quinn. Many believe he was gay because he was originally conceived that way.
Sam was a wonderful kid, who fed his siblings, who worked his ass off, who juggled school and work and dealt with New Directions' constant drama, he suffered through teasing, bullying, and betrayal, and through all of this, he never cried.
But the one time he did, it was because of kindness.
He was last seen smiling at Kurt and holding hands with Mercedes. Unfortunately, he will not be returning for Season 3.
His sexuality is heavily debated. Many believe that he was straight, merely because he dated girls, acted like a teenage boy, and denied the accusation of being gay by Quinn. Many believe he was gay because he was originally conceived that way.
Sam was a wonderful kid, who fed his siblings, who worked his ass off, who juggled school and work and dealt with New Directions' constant drama, he suffered through teasing, bullying, and betrayal, and through all of this, he never cried.
But the one time he did, it was because of kindness.
"Sam Evans is such a cutie."
"I love Sam Evans' abs!"
"Sam Evans is gay as fuck."
"Sam Evans is straight! What are you talking about?!"
"No, no, Sam Evans is gay. He's totally gay."
"I love Sam Evans' abs!"
"Sam Evans is gay as fuck."
"Sam Evans is straight! What are you talking about?!"
"No, no, Sam Evans is gay. He's totally gay."
by bernrikastel August 20, 2011