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Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.
The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.
by _Einherjar March 11, 2021
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Sad on me

When someone is giving you beef for no reason but because your better than that rather than sinking to there childish level despite your superior wit and strengh you just query why there being sad on you.
by Heidihobag March 10, 2021
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sad cheekbone

When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).
“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.

“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“She’s dead.”
by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017
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sad pooper

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.
When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.
by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013
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Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
by Gazzardo March 3, 2015
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Sad Anteater

A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.
David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!
by Love handler6969420 July 26, 2016
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A Sad Catapanda

From ' The Hungary Caterpillar' used to convey sarcasm. Can be used when an event goes badly or in response to a undesirable statement.
Example 1:

Some stole my bike. This makes me a sad catapanda.

Example 2:

Tim: "What's with him?"
Jim "Ignore him, hes a sad catapanda at the moment"
by XShadowKratosX August 16, 2010
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