Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.

That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic

by Boastyboy September 15, 2011

English or Spanish?

English or Spanish? Is a meme on YouTube.

"English or Spanish?"

"baby you got something in your nose....."

by Idontlikejamin June 14, 2024

Spanish Basting

The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting in a latino person.

"Dude I gave Blanca a spanish basting last Tuesday."

by nenthin September 11, 2020

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

English or Spanish

Whoever moves first is gay

Guy 1: Hey bro
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*

by D@nk Dave June 18, 2024

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Spanish handshake

Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.

Wow, his handshake is so weak, he is probably from Spain. It`s his Spanish handshake.

by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018