(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.
Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"
by The Cap N' April 13, 2021
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White-ass Spaghetti Head

A derogatory term to say to a white person with blonde hair (usually female, better if male) as an insult. Also used as a joke towards your friend.
Me: dude look at that thot

Imaginary friend: ya she is a white-ass spaghetti head
by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018
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A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.
Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.
by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009
mugGet the child fucking spaghetti fingersmug.

nug nug spaghetti shlug

An idiot that acts like spaghetti by twirling around on the ground and generally acting like a fucking spastic retard.
Stop twirling around, you fucking nug nug spaghetti shlug!
by twigyboi February 4, 2019
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Up-nose-spaghetti-os

The act of snorting spaghetti-os up your nose and into your sinuses.
Collin showed me the Up-Nose-Spaghetti-Os last night, it was crazy!
by The Mastur of Bation September 17, 2016
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