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Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
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simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020
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Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow
"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"
by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016
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Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences
The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee
by queensburykid April 11, 2024
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Abraham Simpson

he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111
hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn

no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson
by epicman77 August 18, 2023
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The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??
Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.
by Janny478 March 15, 2024
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Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.
“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”
by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024
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