Rodeo

Behind opera and legitimate theater, the rodeo is the most influential public function to date. Rodeo-goers can enjoy a lovely rustic atmosphere, complete with aromatic manure and the occasional sky-rocketing loogie. Those who frequent rodeos should observe the strict dress code: uncovered heads and sneaker-shod feet are heavily looked down upon. You can find a nice, classy cowboy hat and pair of boots in your size at many local stores. Finally, the entertainment is not to be missed. Daring feats of strength are displayed throughout the event. Talented contestants mount a raging bull, and see how long they can sit on its back before being tossed off. The performances are breathtaking, with authentic fractures and cursing. No refreshments.

-I say, this rodeo is spectacular. His five-second interval on the bull's back seems to represent the shortness of human life.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.

by Charles Mc September 20, 2007

Roben

A woman who will eat your soul. She loves money and power. Nothing and no one can stop her. Watch out.

Who took your soul? Oh, Roben.

by Hashkaba February 6, 2010

African rodeo

When someone runs up to an elephant and graps on to it's 5 foot long penis causing it to flail around, and holds on for as long as possible.

Dude shawn totaly won that African rodeo he hung on for a whole 8.3 seconds.

by Elephant DR. Dick October 21, 2009

One-man rodeo

Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.

I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.

by Saint Cuchulainn January 6, 2009

Soggy Pillow Rodeo

When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.

Man 1: Dude, my wife and I had a Soggy Pillow Rodeo last night.

Man 2: Did you tape it?

by jnetleb July 31, 2009

redenbacher

an older man who usually preys on younger woman

hey man did you see hugh heffner...he's a total redenbacher

by adam quincy barnett August 12, 2008

rodeo star

after a few mins of having sex you yell i have aids and jump on the person and see how long you can hold on for

babe i have aids
hold on cowboy its a rodeo star

by kimbim December 18, 2008