To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly

1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."

by Flute 6 September 2, 2009

To Pull A Carlo

This is used whenever someone destroys pieces of code in a company's software the day before leaving his job.

"I uploaded the first version of the client's software then deleted the rest before leaving that company. Serves them right for treating me like a slave."

"Before I resign I'm gonna remove the most important lines of code from the booking engine... and that's how to pull a Carlo!"

by fuckyeah_r_ask February 4, 2010

Dutch Pull

When a girl wants sex so bad that she grabs your penis and will not let it go.

That chick wanted sex so bad she Dutch Pulled me until my dick was chaffed.

by jaggedglossary September 27, 2011

stinky pull back

What you get if you don't wash your bell end!

Gibbo pulled his foreskin back and 3 people passed out dude to his stinky pull back

by SuperstarJJ December 10, 2013

to pull a Manuel

To have gay sex.

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the gaybar last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, it was amaze balls. I met this cute guy and pulled a Manuel.

(to pull a Manuel)

by MissPoopyButthole November 23, 2015

Rusty pulley

A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.

Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"

by dirty_rotten June 14, 2016

goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019