poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy August 1, 2008

Poonado

A foul explosion of poo that leaks out of clothing.

My daughter had a poonado and it exploded out if her onsie getting her back and hair covered in feces.

by SomervilleRocks July 7, 2009

poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010

Poisoned turd

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed

James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd

by dr ben March 3, 2011

Poon Toss

1. When you pick up a girl by her poon (female genitalia) and toss her as far as you can.

2. A future Olympic sport

3. Fun for the whole family

Wyatt: Hey man, I heard theres a mad poon toss going on tonight, wanna join?
Alex: Ahh sorry man, I'm really out of shape and probably would make a fool of myself
Connor: Wow, pussy.

by Wyguy5 August 4, 2012

Boat Poon

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.

(Walking to the boat)

Ben: Hey look at those girls?

Clay: Yep, Boat Poon!

by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008