Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
by Poppy Ellison August 09, 2018
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rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain
Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth
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Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole
Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.
by Todd the destroyer June 16, 2011
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pumpkin patch boy

A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t
by Ppb June 19, 2021
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Alabama Soul Patch

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.
by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021
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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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