piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

Dat Patch Panel

Dance similar to "nothing" original dance created by Jones, Kim, Love, and Bill!
lean to the right reach up with your hand and pretend to plug in then lean to the left reach down with your hand and pull out!

"James was cranking dat patch panel!"
"Damn whats Silvernail doing? He doin dat patch panel"
"Do what you do but crank dat patch panel"

by mrdre225 March 27, 2008

Patch

To patch something means to steal something or if something has been patched, it has been stolen.

They patched my phone.

by Rafael Del Castillo November 20, 2019

Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!

Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!

by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017

adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021

scroll patch

The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.

Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.

At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.

by Nick Muggets April 8, 2010

cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!

He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him

by jgcskd December 20, 2017