Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016
I wondered and still wonder if Hollywood movie sets can be corrupt like that too. It's so important, in dangerous cities like Los Angeles and Las Vegas, to have a real bond of trust, to know that something is real, that someone will actually be there for you both when the fancy lights and sounds take over the cityscape and when the lights and sounds turn off.
One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.
Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?
One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.
Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?
Pancake dinner part 2. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 06, 2024
It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS. BUTT HERE IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY IN N OUT BURGER RESOLVEMENT FOR EVERYONE AND TRULY ANYBODY PEPPER SPRAYED
AARON WATSON PECKHAM...URBAN DICTIONARY THE MORE THAN IT...URBAN DICKTIONARY
ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER, SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE
AARON WATSON PECKHAM...URBAN DICTIONARY THE MORE THAN IT...URBAN DICKTIONARY
ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER, SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE
I visited IN N OUT BURGER SEPTEMBER 6, 2021 9:45 PM and I met first HANNAH WHO I said , " have you ever heard of HANNAH'S SISTERS and I said I will write down the information and I asked like THE WHO, she said yes, I said , I will write down this song, it's this place from WHO BY NUMBERS, " SQUEEZE BOX. Unexpectedly the manager comes up to me and says "DO YOU WANT TO ORDER" , yes I am starving, so I order and her name was DEELEAH , she said, it's a PURPLE FLOWER and I do a "HALSEY" ,point to my PURPLE RUBBER BAND on my PURSE. Well I get my order and when I get back IN N OUT gave me a present which is a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and I did ask for IN N OUT SPREAD on the side they gave me FOUR PACKS and GOOGLEPLEX is knowing.
Thanks to the definition here on URBAN DICTIONARY but our BELIEF systems coincided MOSTLY lDEELE(AH) AND HANN(AH) as well as others in that DEE CIRCLE ,THE ASSH0LE and they gave me early morning as e FIVE CASCABELLA PEPPERS and thanks to the awesome urban turban I had a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III as I had a FIGGING amazing time MASTURBATING to the incredible sensations by simply CHARU (INSERT) into the STINK FINGER SLOT.
To all that ONUS I used my ANUS to do a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and made MY ASSH0LE as well as ASSHOLE very happy with a MANDATORY SHITEATER (NEW BREAKTHROUGH) and my ASSHOLE getting a VERY GOOD FIGGING as my RESORTS WORLD as it took LITTLE SCOTT to clean my ASSHOLE AFTER.
Thanks to the definition here on URBAN DICTIONARY but our BELIEF systems coincided MOSTLY lDEELE(AH) AND HANN(AH) as well as others in that DEE CIRCLE ,THE ASSH0LE and they gave me early morning as e FIVE CASCABELLA PEPPERS and thanks to the awesome urban turban I had a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III as I had a FIGGING amazing time MASTURBATING to the incredible sensations by simply CHARU (INSERT) into the STINK FINGER SLOT.
To all that ONUS I used my ANUS to do a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and made MY ASSH0LE as well as ASSHOLE very happy with a MANDATORY SHITEATER (NEW BREAKTHROUGH) and my ASSHOLE getting a VERY GOOD FIGGING as my RESORTS WORLD as it took LITTLE SCOTT to clean my ASSHOLE AFTER.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 08, 2021
Typically an automotive technician or a mechanic that has little to no knowledge about diagnosing any component on any car and pulls out the parts cannon, usually ending in a car that’s half rebuilt but still won’t run or drive
Have you seen tech Dave? The day already started!
Oh! You mean Dave the parts installer! Yea hes installing parts on that caravan on bay 1
Oh! You mean Dave the parts installer! Yea hes installing parts on that caravan on bay 1
by NnevermindD January 30, 2025
Absolute. Turkey. Of a film shot in the San Francisco Bay area (mostly in Oakland and the Piedmont area) and released (or is it unleashed?) In 1987 by columbia pictures starring Bill cosby.
I saw a crew member from
Leonard part 6 outside an old movie theater on 12th Street in Oakland
He was guarding some road boxes
Leonard part 6 outside an old movie theater on 12th Street in Oakland
He was guarding some road boxes
by 4realazitgits April 07, 2021
When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.
Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.
by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019
Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.
synonym - jatheist
synonym - jatheist
by Camille12 April 05, 2023