Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...

He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool

by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016

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Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!

Parker and pheonix are such a great couple

by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018

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A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

by urbanspite January 31, 2018

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A sassy little prick.

"Man he gets on my nerves. He is such a Parker

by Trash Panda_ November 29, 2019

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figure of sexiness. all the girls want him, he also has a horse cock.

Parker is so amazing i loved sex with him.

by niggertigger November 30, 2019

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a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.

"did you see Parker spit gum in Mia's hair?"

by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019

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