parker is such a player
by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019
Get the parkermug. by luno go crazee July 2, 2023
Get the Parkeremug. by IsukDix March 22, 2022
Get the Chloe Parkermug. by pooperscooperdood April 19, 2022
Get the parkermug. It's one of the dopest hoods in the international community. It also happens to be where a famous small a Capella group formed, Smash Mouth. They also filmed the music video for All Star in the city park.
by Jim From Accounting February 27, 2017
Get the parkers prairiemug. by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024
Get the Esmee Parkermug. Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.
Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021
Get the Parkermug.