real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.

I can't wait to get real witchu 😘

by Krkič May 29, 2020

Real Fuck

A basic way of calling someone a Dickhead

Uber driver
- I invite you polite to exit my vechicle, your ride is canceled. Feel free to call yourself another ride.
Passenger
-Bruh... You're a REAL FUCK .. You know that ?!?

by Ghost9 April 18, 2020

Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

real lifing

When someone gets but hurt online, and shows up at your door step to fight

He got trolled to the point where he real lifing him

by squidphish January 6, 2019

Real Sauce

When something is of the most extreme importance usually in light of an actual serious matter.

So real sauce, Donald Trump being president would prove how jacked we are as a country right now.

by Mikekan May 4, 2016

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

Crafti real

HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL.

Crafti real is not real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023