Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018

scranny granny

An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.

Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.

by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017

Granny

A creepy ass game and she will sense u if ur in her rom she will kill u on day 5

Wow granny is awesome

by I don’t have a name July 28, 2018

Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat

Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.

"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."

by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020

Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.

I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.

by icenoob April 17, 2022