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Orgasmic Black Out

It's when you nod off for those few precious seconds after a really intense orgasm.

But there's more to be said.

It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.

You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh ... Noureen!!!!!

*spurt!*

*fade out*
*fade in*
*fade out*

*fade in*

Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
by Der Gelb Baron November 19, 2011
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Mind Orgasm

When a statement is so groundbreaking, mind boggling, or amazing, that it causes a state of mental ejaculation.
Dude 1- " OMG they just cut off the end of the song!!"

Dude 2- " Dude, I was on the cusp of MIND ORGASM, and they just pulled out!!"

Dude 1- " Indeed fine sir."
by Sir Epicality December 26, 2011
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orgasm

1. The height of sexual pleasure, or the point at which the man simultaneously loses interest in the woman and regains his interest in sports scores.

2. Climax, Saskatchewan, a farming village of 226 people (1991 census) located at 49°12'N latitude and 108°23'W longitude, just several minutes north of the 49th parallel, and thus, the United States border.
Person 1: We're going to Orgasm this weekend, you wanna come?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Climax?
by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
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orgasm

The point where you think your going to explode in an climax of desire

Special kind of orgasm: Johnnygasm
orgasm suddenly caused by the thought of how *beep* sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
Watching pirates of the carribean: *Jack appears with wind in his hair lookin sexy on his boat* well f_ck me dead its Johnny De-ooh here he comes ahh baby yes YES YES YES!!!!!!
-Orgasms are good but Johnnygasms are f*ckin fantastic
by razzledazzle134 November 11, 2008
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orgasm in the mouth

despite sounding sexually oriented it reffers to an especially tasty food or beverage that causes one to experiance sexual pleasure its so good.
BW: DAM!!!!! this bacon is an orgasm in the mouth!!!
LB: yea this is the shit
by Crazy WB January 24, 2010
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christmas orgasm

when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it, your christmas orgasm has cum.
sean had one last christmas and fell of his chair in excitment, ho ho ho. and he is a bwatty mwan
by sean owen December 14, 2004
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English Orgasm

The sexual sensation when one is aroused by the utterance of a word.

Warning: When reading this definition, one might be aroused. Don't be frightened if you feel inhibited to perform a sexual act... On a partner... roommate... or oneself...
Computer: "Apocalypticism- Messaniac tendencies."
Erika: "Say that five times fast! ;) "
Tal: "I think I just had my first English Orgasm."
by Telair October 14, 2009
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