David: I just fucked my girlfriend!
David: Now I'll watch my favorite show-
Serena: Sorry to say but, your favorite show is canceled.
David: Now I'll watch my favorite show-
Serena: Sorry to say but, your favorite show is canceled.
by Tamago2474 November 12, 2019
“This is FUCKING bullshit you Fucking god damn lunatic. Why in the fucking hell would you make this are you trying to fucking kill me”
-Gordon Ramsay
-Gordon Ramsay
by Blue500 February 09, 2020
you can fuck some one, u can fucking put fuck in front of fucking every thing, you can give fucks... I don’t really give a fuck though. You can put fuck infront of a verb, like I’m really fucking high. there’s a holy fuck too. So fucks fucking awesome
by indi truitt November 18, 2018
Fuck is the only fucking word that fucking can be put in the fucking middle of any fucking sentence and still make fucking sense.
by subandom September 11, 2018
A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
by BoysB4Toys April 24, 2018