Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022

steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022

steak-fry

The shocker but vanilla

Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook

Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.

by amphetaminesalt May 23, 2024

Pocket Steak

ˈpɒkɪt steɪk . Rectum or butthole in common parlance.

Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.

by J-Money82 December 12, 2024

Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019

Steak finger

Digital stimulation of the anus

Carl: "Jesus Christ Ken has been a pill this week!"
Nick: "Ah, just give him the steak finger in the shower next time. He'll be smiling in no time."

by bdubster November 28, 2010

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018