Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

my ar lag

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022

peer lag

When you're just a little behind on your peers' interests and doings...

Man, I can't get over this peer lag. It's making me feel detached.

by HerrshOFate August 11, 2022

Lag-Fu

The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent

The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.

by Casey Watts July 8, 2022

who lagged back

a certain fellow just lagged back. do you know who?

“didnt vitaaal say that one thing about who lagged back”

by bwepis April 27, 2022

Evo Lag

When you’re lagging horribly during a game, usually at the worst possible moment — like in a clutch, ranked, or tourney match.

“Bro I’m getting EVO lag right now, I can’t even move.”
“Awh man, rip. That’s the worst.”

by speyxfr November 2, 2025