Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

Jet Lag

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022

<.7.9.76.>He/She/Unisex Is SO Lagged<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.76.>He/She/Unisex Is SO Lagged<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.76.>He/She/Unisex Is SO Lagged<.7.9.7.6>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017

Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.

Oh shit I died. That was lag.

by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020

Jet Lag

When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.

She's on her first year of the JET program. I feel so JET lagged.

by serpentlover January 10, 2017

Lag

Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)

person 1:Oh crap im experiencing Lag!
Person 2: Stop using that LAG

by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022