I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018

Dericha me please

The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.

Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”

by Aintit October 17, 2018

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018