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Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.
Damn. Neil is so rich and generous
by davidmichaels September 6, 2019
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Neil

Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?

Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!
by Savycookie06 October 21, 2019
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A Neil is a person who is a druggee, for example on marijuana. They often live in California or solihull.
If you know a person who is a Neil don’t trust them, and don’t give them money.
by MydinglelingMydingleling1432 November 2, 2019
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neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).
shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.
by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019
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Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”
by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020
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Neil the faggot

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY
by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020
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