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Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.
Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox
by Negredo February 6, 2024
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them smart n***** on netflix

Yo, them smart n***** on netflix is a good ass show
by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023
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Netflix

Oh! I forgot to mention!
Hym "Netflix waved their password sharing bullshit to make sure I was able to see the new black mirror shit! You raised the price and added ads! The price of domestic goods has increased by 250%! I make 180% more than I had in the past and I'm still broke as a joke! Still bought the subscription didn't I!? And what happened!? No Hajime no Ippo and Inside Job still canceled!? Jupiter's Legacy!? No!? Come on guys. We gotta figure this whole thing out. All the shows are good though but come on guys. The working class is footing the bill on the whole inflation front and you're doing that? Now is the time for that?"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Netflix and chill

He said he wanted to "Netflix and chill" but then strated to unzip his pants??
by MichaelMLP September 1, 2023
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Netflix

Something to watch on your tv when you are depressed or pissed off at your parents and want to annoy them with "The Office" theme song. People love fucking while Netflix is playing in the background. And no one knows why.
Guy at school: bro, you wanna netflix and chill?
Random girl: hell no, get away from me creep!
by Professorsnapesasshole October 16, 2019
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netflix wrist

The limp and numb wrist you get after hours of watching Netflix on a device.
Dang bro text me back
I couldn’t bro I got Netflix wrist
by TheRealDAC November 5, 2021
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Netflix Weeb

Someone who claims to be a weeb but really only watches less than 10 particular animes at the same time. More specifically, doesn't go to the ends of this world to find the next season of an anime, just sticks to Netflix.
Me: Hey have you watched The Ancient Magus Bride?
Friend: No.. is it on Netflix?
Me: No but it's on-
Friend: Never mind it's probably not that good.
Me:....Ok? Well any recommendations?
Friends: Yeah! Try Attack On Titans!
Me: Already watched and praised. Anything else?
Friends: No. Netflix hasn't put anything new out.
Me: ......Bitch what? You're such a Netflix Weeb, OML
by Anti-HorneeSpray November 12, 2021
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