Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
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When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
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Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
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1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
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Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
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