motherfucker

something funny to call your dad (try it)

my dad is a motherfucker

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

Motherfucker

Something you say when someone pisses you off, or what you call your dad

You:Dads a motherfucker

Mom: don’t call him that

You: how do you Think I came here?

by Queen_ASS.xxx August 21, 2020

horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.

"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."

by 3i5 January 15, 2022

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER

This would've been a quote said by everyone's least favorite walking bag of Skittles, but he would probably end up in court with either the Care Bears or Mars, Incorporated.

6ix9ine: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
(Suddenly, 6ix9ine got his ass dragged to court by John Franklyn Mars, assisted by the Care Bears. Idiot.)

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

fuck shit bitch motherfucker

When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.

A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.

by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023