by Ereck Flowers August 13, 2017
A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 02, 2009
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by Zesty ahh February 22, 2023
Get a laptop mobile warrior
by banter is key January 06, 2017
Refering to the police car
by itsreallyreallyme123 May 11, 2024