Goof my moo

The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.

Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!

by goofyslut69 May 28, 2024

Moo

Moo is the sound of the cow

Person1-What does the fox say?

Person2- Idk but the cow says moooo

Person3-yes moo is the sound of the cow

by Thatbitchwhowatchesanime February 3, 2021

Moo

A moo has a really used, loose asshole. It’s like putting a hot dog in a paper towel roll

Oberkill: “Wow moos asshole is loose”
Ace: “Yea ik jesus christ”

by madii888 September 4, 2023

Deja Moo

The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

Deja Moo. The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

by The Crimson V July 25, 2019

mooing

The term “you mooing” means that you said something wild and out of the norm

For example when someone says something freaky you say “you mooing extraordinarily bruh”

by dami and liyah December 9, 2024

moo mel

An 11 year old girl-

moo mel, where are you in the basement?

by buggetha fanpage November 27, 2020

my calves are mooing

When your calf muscles are sore, tired, in pain, etc. Similar to “my dogs are barking” (when your feet are sore, tired, in pain, etc.)

Leg day was killer, my calves are mooing!

by Kaknkt March 10, 2025