Maxelante

Is a blond and hot girl, from the Netherlands has a big mouth, great hair, likes to eat pasta gorgonzola and burschetta. also is really into foreplay.

damn, she is such a Maxelante,

by Flesso August 31, 2022

Marcelo

Marcelo is a person whos is gonna be famous or is already famous. He is very Handsome & beautiful. He gets all da girls so if I were you hide yo girl. most ppl r jealous of him and want to be him. He is very smart and tries his best. He might seem shy and anti social at first but once you get to know him you’ll get attached.

Yooo it’s dat marcelo

LETSSS GOO HE CAME TDY I JUST KNOW TODAY ITS GONNA BE. FUN

by Bybfybuyubysfrbusuybsfrrfsyuby September 8, 2022

maxwell

some random-ass cat who was immortalized on the internet via a low-poly 3d model

a: hey whats your favorite cat
b: oh, maxwell, of course.

by jiltq December 20, 2022

marcelo bielsa

To Marcelo Bielsa someone it means to shove a 8 inch dildo(preferably black) into ones asshole whilst trying to shit at the same time( you wouldn’t notice the difference in colour on the dildo). After doing this you would sniff it very thoroughly and get your sexual partner to suck it off and not tell them there is shit on it.

Hey you want to do the Marcelo Bielsa?
Yeah sure go on let me get the big black dildo I have in my bag that my mum let me borrow.
Ughhhhhh that feels so good (proceeds to shit on it)
Time to sniff it Luke sniff it.
Can you suck it off now babe it’s nice and juicy for you
Okay Luke
( This took place in slug and lettuce toilets)

by I TOUCH KIDS 123 January 6, 2023

Maxfeld

AN awesome all around typa guy. Everyone likes him and he gets all the bitches. Hes the dankest guy around and is yuck at hockey. If you ever meet one of these, make sure to say hi and become friends with him as it will benefit. Genos and apples are daily occurences in this mans life, as well as rippin up some chel with the boys. Impeccable sty on the ice and effortless awesomeness. Lovable person.

"Thats a Maxfeld isnt it"

by Logan Yan January 12, 2023

Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023

MARCEL

listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.

Girl 1 : Oh he's fine !

Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !

by ichbindiebeste February 26, 2023