A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
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