When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

1) Dudes, let's take the ATVs out and mash the Glamis Dunes tomorrow.
2)Hey bro, let's get some tall cans and mash that babefest party down by The Point. Rather!
2)Hey bro, let's get some tall cans and mash that babefest party down by The Point. Rather!
by Brandon Abhorrance April 12, 2005

by Tha$lickest April 11, 2018

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024
