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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011
by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025
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Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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Mash

To barge a gnarly, epic mission.
1) Dudes, let's take the ATVs out and mash the Glamis Dunes tomorrow.

2)Hey bro, let's get some tall cans and mash that babefest party down by The Point. Rather!
by Brandon Abhorrance April 12, 2005
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Mash up

I look I’m tryna mash up and mash out nothin else labih!
by Tha$lickest April 11, 2018
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mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.
by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024
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