Seagrass Marine

Awesome Marine training

I trained at ‘Seagrass Marine’ they looked after me and I qualified

by Keatek October 11, 2023

Marin Kitagawa

Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:

Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.

NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.

NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.

by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023

Marine

A way of saying “cool” - derives from the colour blue (a cold colour) being associated with the original meaning.

Oh my god that was so marine!

by Shambunctuous January 4, 2024

Andrew Marin

Bro's a good guy. He's a wizard at computers, and he's amazing at everything. All his teachers love him. ESPECIALLY Ms.K. He's so good at tennis, he hits poeple with the ball!

*BOOM*

*YESSIR*

He has much rizz.

Also, he is extremely and undenably handsome. >:-D

Sophie: "Andrew Marin is amazing!"
Mandy: "Ms.K really likes Andrew Marin!"

by Percentage LTD January 5, 2024

Marinate dat gator

Is to ethier dip your balls into your partners or your own bodily fluids and then have sweaty sex with you partner.

Azure is gonna marinate dat gator when he gets home!

by ZagiSoulStealer January 17, 2024

marine

buffed up with testosterone army men that use m16a4s and eat crayons and go to deploy on random islands that no one knows such as afghanistan and go on to carry a 25 killstreak so the president of the usa can nuke the white house by accident

person 1: "hey did you hear about the marine's new limited edition camo"
person 2: "yes it's so cool, and it's only for 1999,99$!"

by AverageSpaniard April 23, 2023

Marine Fuck

While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.

He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."

Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.

Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️

I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.

by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023