Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.
Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!
by Matt Lispen October 17, 2010
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Mossy Log

When a black male sticks his penis into someones anus and gets green poop on it... making it look like a Moss covered log
Mr Jones performed anal sex on his wife last night, he got a mossy log
by xSenor Bivinsx March 08, 2010
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skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.

-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?
by Timo W November 06, 2007
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Log Cabin

A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.
Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."
by Honesto abe January 30, 2011
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Log Jostler

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'
That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler
by mike2011 March 16, 2011
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Logging Road

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack
Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...
by tdot44 June 21, 2010
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Bum Log

A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
by The Mighty Turd ! May 15, 2010
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