broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.

A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”

by Youarealobster August 2, 2022

Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.

Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.

by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024

Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

by Sus! July 9, 2021

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019