lincoln

a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you

man i'm glad lincoln is so supportive

by regularC4consumer November 21, 2023

Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.

"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Lincoln Riley’d

To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.

“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”

by LayerOfPipes September 4, 2023

abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

by retrostacks April 21, 2019

lincoln brewster

call him your uncle

oh no lincoln brewster is here he is weird

by poopyshoopy March 19, 2022

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025