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skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.
-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?
by Timo W November 28, 2007
mugGet the skeet logmug.

Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.
Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!
by Matt Lispen October 19, 2010
mugGet the Log flumemug.

Mossy Log

When a black male sticks his penis into someones anus and gets green poop on it... making it look like a Moss covered log
Mr Jones performed anal sex on his wife last night, he got a mossy log
by xSenor Bivinsx March 8, 2010
mugGet the Mossy Logmug.

Log Cabin

A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.
Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."
by Honesto abe February 19, 2011
mugGet the Log Cabinmug.

Logging Road

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack
Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...
by tdot44 June 23, 2010
mugGet the Logging Roadmug.

dirt logs

(1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".

(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.

(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!

(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!

(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007
mugGet the dirt logsmug.

log hound

one who watches computer logs very obsessively
You don't know if the urban dictionary has gone past 1000 definitions? What has happened to my log hound?
by Bungalow Bill December 9, 2001
mugGet the log houndmug.

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